I'm not so into spending 30 minutes making up my eyes
- (haha making up! you see what i did there?) because let's face it my eyes are already the maximumness stunning it can be.hahaha im seriously joking. haha! seriously joking.get it? Okay i'll stop -
But on the rare occasion that I do.like grandmothers daughters uncles nephews cousins twice removed nieces wedding(s)
Mascara is not my friend, it's like this evil perversion that's not meant to be
Why? Because my eyelashes are kinda longish and thick so I end up all evil looking like....Yzma.
Ya know from the emperors new groove?
- (haha making up! you see what i did there?) because let's face it my eyes are already the maximumness stunning it can be.hahaha im seriously joking. haha! seriously joking.get it? Okay i'll stop -
But on the rare occasion that I do.like grandmothers daughters uncles nephews cousins twice removed nieces wedding(s)
Mascara is not my friend, it's like this evil perversion that's not meant to be
Why? Because my eyelashes are kinda longish and thick so I end up all evil looking like....Yzma.
Ya know from the emperors new groove?



